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No Honey, You Look Great – Weight Loss

“Am I overweight?” Don’t even begin with me. I thought the awful lose-lose question was a thing of the past! “Do these jeans make my butt appear bigger?” – “No, honey, your butt makes those trousers look bigger.” Why do women persist in putting males in such a humiliating situation?
And it’s not like we can simply say “I refuse to answer,” because then you say “Geez, you don’t even care about how I feel.” Wow.
Ladies, men aren’t the only ones who have eyes. You know as well as we do when something makes your butt appear fat. This is me, and I’d like to make a plea to all the males out there:
DON’T ASK US THAT! Instead, say something like “oh, I’m fat,” and we’ll come back and tell you that you’re not. Everyone benefits in this manner. When you’re happy, we’re happy, and the divorce rate reduces by a factor of ten.
We’re making good progress. Do something, ladies, if you are overweight! Don’t bemoan it; simply get rid of the surplus. There are several methods for losing weight, so choose one! This is another another win-win situation. You’re happy, we’re pleased, and Jenny Craig is wealthy once you drop some weight.
So, let’s go over it again… Please don’t ask us if you’re obese…. If you ARE overweight, don’t whine (And if you are, chose from one of the million ways to lose weight)…
And best wishes for a wonderful relationship! Most guys just want to have a good time. We obviously don’t like fighting, and neither should girls, so let’s get along and remember what you’ve learned today!

No Honey, You Look Great – Weight Loss

No Honey, You Look Great – Weight Loss

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